it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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