I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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