It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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