Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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