It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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