Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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