I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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