Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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