He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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