There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's never too late to be topless.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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