PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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