? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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