i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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