Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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