I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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