We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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