hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I could fuck to npr.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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