I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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