Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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