that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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