Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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