Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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