Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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