Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Welp...herpes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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