I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
