i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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