That's intense
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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