Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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