Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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