oh god the rape fog is back!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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