I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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