A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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