i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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