No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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