Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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