i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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