that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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