I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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