Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
