Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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