yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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