Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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