You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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