i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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