Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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