THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just had sex on a roof
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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