You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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