Do you still have your period?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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