Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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