I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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