North Korea, Best Korea!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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