the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I did not marry a roomba.
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