i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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