I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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