thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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