I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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