period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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